Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
this is slater. while i was checking out his parents, i offered him a treat. after the treat, he just refused to leave the back of the counter. and when his parents tried to take him, he jumped onto the bagging area and just made himself comfortable.
This is torture